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'Make me famous'

Maybe it was around the time Richard Hatch ran around naked on an island and made it on Letterman.
Or when Kelly Clarkson won the first "American Idol" and her wardrobe was instantly the subject of blogs the Internet over.
It may be impossible to pinpoint, but somewhere, somehow, in some way, fame lost its standards.
People were famous for some reason, but nobody really knew why. After a while, it didn't really matter.
Lindsay Lohan doesn't have to act — she makes headlines for breaking her wrist.
Britney Spears stopped recording music (wasn't she once a singer?), but she married and split with a loser, and that's more entertaining.
Nicole Richie doesn't do anything at all, but her dad did, and she's skinny, so an article about her lunch is fascinating.


Site has bids; will county sell?

Hernando commissioners appear increasingly willing to sell off the old Brooksville Hospital, ridding the county of the costly upkeep while securing some much-needed cash.

The offers to buy the 11-acre complex ranged from $500,000 to $2.5-million, disappointingly short of the property appraiser's estimate of $9.7-million.

However, with two new commissioners pushing to reach a decision quickly, and maintenance costing up to $50,000 a month, selling it off has its benefits.

"You have to take into consideration the other part of that," said Commissioner Diane Rowden, "Not just the money that they're offering."

The County Commission appeared poised last year to turn the 11-acre complex on Ponce de Leon Boulevard into a new government center.


Two Photech RFPs: Housing or Elderly Care and Jobs

Williamstown - A pair of proposals offering Photech site redevelopment options are vastly different, with one focused on up-scale condominiums and the other focused on elderly long-term care and local employment. The proposals were submitted to town officials in response to a request for proposals that targted the former mill site at 330 Cole Avenue. Proposals From Scarafoni, EBY Group A proposal to erect 16 condo units within the existing Cole Avenue structure was submitted by Scarafoni Associates of North Adams and the firm's managing partner David Carver. The proposal includes building one "affordable housing" one-bedroom unit and one "affordable housing" two bedroom unit in addition to the more costly living quarters. The Scarafoni proposed purchase price is $1. The Scarafoni proposal titled the complex "Station Mill Condominiums".


Sunrise REIT set to take $2.14B buyout offer from US-based Ventas ...

TORONTO - Sunrise Senior Living Real Estate Investment Trust looks set to be acquired by U.S.-based Ventas Inc. after the REIT's board of directors endorsed a $2.14-billion takeover bid that gives unitholders a premium of more than 35 per cent.

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